Old Man Shoots Wife In Butt Because She Refuses Sex

12. February 2017 Can't Fix Stupid 0
Old Man Shoots Wife In Butt Because She Refuses Sex

Now this is unbelievable to me and takes the phrase “tap dat ass” to a whole new level.  It seems a 76-year old man from Lehigh Acres. Florida shot his wife in the butt because she refused to have sex with him.

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Butt Honey Why Not?

Donald Royce, a Southwest Florida man, admitted to shooting his wife in the butt.  His reasoning?  Get this…Royce said that he and his wife, Katherine Fivecoat, 62, have not yet consummated their six-month marriage.  So okay, this is certainly an odd approach and I can get his frustration.  However, like me, you’re probably wondering…exactly how does shooting her lead to him ever getting laid?  Her continued refusal to have sex apparently upset him SO much, it led to him try and “teach her a lesson”.  Of what, no one is really sure.

Royce claims his intension was simply to scare his bride by shooting the mattress. However, he missed and hit her in the hip and butt. My guess is the only lesson his wife actually learned is that she married a mad man.

As a result, the couples roommate called the police for help and when deputies arrived, Royce simply said, “I shot her and the gun is in my room.” So, as I’m sure you can imagine, the blue balled 76-year old was arrested on charges of domestic violence, aggravated battery and now is being held on $100,000 bond.

Nothing shocks me anymore.
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